Pizza Pyramid

Pizza Pyramid is a pizza parlor and sponsor for ARLA Elite Series driver Gregory Alexander. It first opened its doors in 2002.

While being highly popular, it has gained a lot of controversy by numerous health organizations for its trademark Great Pyramid Pizza, which is 50 inches in diameter. Health advocates have stated that the Great Pyramid Pizza is "WAY to much pizza", and requested that it either be shortened or taken off the menu completely. There have also been several lawsuits against Pizza Pyramid, stating that the Great Pyramid Pizza was a cause for numerous health problems and even deaths. However, Pizza Pyramid founder Terry Blair insists that Pizza Pyramid holds absolutely no responsibility for these claims, saying that "These claims, if they are true, are caused by people stupidly thinking they can eat the whole thing in one sitting. It's impossible, and I cannot stress this enough. There's even a label on the box saying "DO NOT try to eat this in one sitting. We tried it already, it's impossible." (Mr. Blair would neither confirm nor deny whether he actually had someone try to do this). If people are either too lazy, or too stupid to read it, then it's their own fault."