Zachary Zins

Zachary Zins (born July 8, 1987 in Roswell, New Mexico) refuses to come out of his bomb shelter at the moment. Please try again tomorrow. After yet another attempt to reach Zins, he threw a faulty nail bomb with the words "Use Only When Nibiru Arrives" written across it at us. Surely this article will never be done. On our third attempt to contact him, we were subsequently knocked out and are now in what we assume is his bomb shelter. He is holding us prisoner, thinking we "know". Please send help soon. We broke out eventually and in an odd twist of fate made a fourth attempt to contact him...let's just say it involved mace, and our faces...

Oh yeah, and he won two races...

Updates on Escape from the Apocalypse Survival Special

 * 12/22/12 9:36 PM: Reports of a car bearing the number 99 driving East at high speed down Route 173 surface.
 * 12/22/12 9:37 PM: ARLA Officials arrive at Zins' trailer and find no sign of him.
 * 12/22/12 9:39 PM: ARLA officials announce that Zachary Zins has left the track and is on the run from the Mathers Clinic Officials.
 * 12/22/12 10:06 PM: Police report a totaled 99 car five miles East of the speedway. Zachary Zins is nowhere to be found.
 * 12/29/12 5:02 PM: After a week without any leads, officials file a missing persons report and begin to conduct a state-wide search for Zachary Zins. He is considered "dangerous, though only to himself at the moment".
 * 12/30/12 2:53 AM: A video is posted on Newworldorphans.com. While grainy and dark, making the location hard to identify it clearly shows the handheld camera panning to Zachary Zins, followed by a zoom in on his face as the video goes black. While there is audio in the video, it is once again grainy and hard to distinguish anything said on the video.
 * 12/30/12 4:01 AM: Officials seize the video on the New World Orphans website and try to track the ip that posted the video.
 * 12/30/12 10:30 AM: Officials track the ip to a library in Naperville, Illinois. The library was apparently broken into overnight and the video was uploaded via one of the computers. There was no further leads at the library.
 * 1/2/13 11:01 PM: Officials announce that there is evidence that Zins has crossed the state border into Indiana.
 * 1/8/13 8:43 AM: Zachary Zins posts a video of the sunrise from a heavily forested hill featuring a monotonous monologue about endtimes by Zins himself. Location is once again unknown though officials later tracked it to a small hilltop directly Northeast of Stockport, Ohio.
 * 1/18/13 12:05 PM: Up and coming New World Orphans driver, Daniel Diamond, says he "knows where Zins is" but will only give the information of his whereabouts out if given fifty thousand dollars to help fund his "tract".
 * 1/30/13 6:00 AM: With no signs of Zins as the next season approaches, officials are considering taking him off the entry list for all 2013 races.
 * 2/01/13 12:00 AM: Numerous conflicting reports of Zins suddenly begin to pop up. Ranging from sightings in Las Vegas, to some even saying he was sitting in the stands during the testing session at USA International Speedway the day before.
 * 2/01/13 9:41 AM: Officials announce that the New World Orphans headquarters just north of Castell, Texas has been broken into. The only thing taken was one of Zins' blank cars he was to use for the 2013 season.
 * 2/05/13 12:37 AM: There are unconfirmed reports that a red, white, and blue 99 car was seen driving to the garage at USA Speedway.
 * 2/06/13 8:00 AM: Officials confirm that a disheveled Zachary Zins had indeed arrived at the track overnight with no warning. However, he has taken to his trailer since arriving.