User:Gwoodard41

Spontaneous and somewhat annoying, the contents inside should be used with caution.

Hello...

I am GWoodard41, you can call me Greg, GWoodard, or Woodard. (GDubs nor Gregory are acceptable in any case, if you call me either one, I will hunt you down and turn you into glue :P)

I own Lycoia, Terra International Motorsports, several sponsors, and myself.

Be warned, I am an (unofficial) Constitutionalist with Anarcho-Capitalist Leanings. I'm also a non-denominational christian, however, I'm not one to throw the good book at anyone (or thump it over someone's head)... Why? because I'm not a Zealot.

I can take a joke, constructive criticism, but whatever you do, do NOT mess with me, my family, my friends, or anyone who has shown me respect.

Sadly, I'm single... then again, that's less money I have to spend... possible silver lining?

I'm sort of big on role-playing, that doesn't mean I'm any good at it.

I drive a semi around the US and Canada. Yes, I do something to keep the economy moving.

I wanted to vote for Gary Johnson, but I was stuck in Montana and I didn't get an absentee ballot /whoops

- Wait...we can't call you Squidward? [Tom]

- *In Patrick's voice* I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward... :P [Greg]